wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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