Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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