I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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