is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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