you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
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She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
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lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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