Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
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THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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