Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
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All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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