Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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