I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.