Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
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ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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