I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I will pee on everything he values.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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