Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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