I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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