Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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