I wish I could punch you in the face.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Randomize