Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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