I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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