Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
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