Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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