As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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