I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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