I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.