i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.