you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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