When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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