I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
do herpes really smell.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
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have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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