so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
