Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
is it fun? or sober?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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