I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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