She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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