It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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