he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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