Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
is it fun? or sober?
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