We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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