SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
the liver wants what the liver wants
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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