maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
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I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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