so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
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I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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