just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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