I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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