just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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