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he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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