Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
He felt like a one man threesome
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
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What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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