The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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