Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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