If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
