The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Your tits are I can't wait for
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
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Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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