Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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