we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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