HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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