we have officially lost it.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
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I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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