Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
