Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Dicks are not precious.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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